Cuban Cigars Anyone?
So Castro, the cute fuzzy teddy bear of the southern taboo island, has announce this monday that he is resigning his near fifty year rule over Cuba. The main question is… what’s next? Will the US/Cuban embargo continue? Is the long 40 year grudge going to be over? Are we going call by-gones by-gones? What the hell is going on with my smokes?Who do I have to assassinate to get a Cuban cigar? Cuban’s have almost a 98% literacy rate, a free-healthcare system, a good economy despite no US assistance or trade… so did the guy really screw up that bad? Over a third of the Cuban people have known no other leader… what will the future provide? But above all, will there be Cuban cigars for us? Or do we have to get them from English Vending machines like the rest of American Tourists?Oh well, but until then, here’s to you Fidel… you were a good leader, didn’t kill a lot of people, and you never let the Bay of Pigs get to you. Cheers to the Beard!
