Delicious Flakey Page!
Boating through the web I discovered many personal pages which contained beautiful websites and RSS Feeds that seemed to mock me intellectually. The pages seemed to boast “look at me I have a cool personality because of all my awesome websites. Don’t you want to RSS Feed me?” Well, to that I say “Fuck you!” I have now become empowered by my teacher, the fantastic Dr. Coach Mark to create our own pageflake. Finally I now have a place to stick it to the man! Well, not really… but I have a really cool webpage that contains a lot of sites that I think pertain to my immediate interest and necessity for information.The principle idea is that by accessing my own page I shouldn’t have a need to go anywhere else. All these devices are what I need to get through my every day and they are all one page. Such as: CNN and BBC News which instantly makes me look smart because I want to know how depressed I should be about the state of the world. I find BBC to be more reliable than CNN because they are not owned by Ted Turner. Plus whenever I read stuff from the BBC I cannot help but imagine it with a British accent which always makes news easier to digest. To level out the depression on the heavy handed news I have the sanctuary of YouTube… ahhh, the many hours and days I have spent surfing through YouTube to collect and save my sanity while working my jobs when the boss isn’t looking. Gigglesugar is a fantastic site for the abusrd humor in all of us. What makes this page so wonderfully hilarious is that it is a community page where everyone posts hilarious photos, videos, and comments. It seems that maybe most of the post on the page are by clearly insane people but that only tickles me more… an appropriate tickle…(pervert). Since I am a film nerd and a cinema junky it is vital that I have all the info I need about what flick is playing where and what time. I have a tool that hangs on my page and whenever I get the filmmaking shakes and need to calm them down I just check out a flick. BAM!! Right then and there. So one moment I can be reading about a Daniel Day Louis performing the role of his lifetime on the news and then I can just click two inches away and find out where There Will be Blood is playing. Nice. Now I don’t have to call moviefone and talk to my animatronics ex-girlfriend (never fall in love with a voice… it will only break your heart.) AND!!!! If I need directions I have a tool on my pageflake that can get me to that theater in a fast effective manner. If only I had a tool that could transport me there so I wouldn’t have to use my feet. I am in current talks with my imaginary friend about creating a labtop that floats and carries you away like a magic carpet. I am thinking of calling it the macbookAir but I think I might have to face some legal problems. What’s that you say? I’ve gone mad with webtool power!? Well, you’re right, I don’t have an imaginary friend to talk to about wonderful new lightweight inventions. I do have a fat friend though who I harass about the new technology that is getting lighter and lighter while he is getting fatter and fatter, which makes me think… I can put an RSS Feed on my pageflake for recipes. I just need to hunt the web for a delicious website that can handle my food eating habit. Such a filthy habit. And what would my pageflake be without a connect RSS Feed to my very own EduBlog. Wait… Now I am getting weird out… If I am writing this about Pageflake on my blog and you can access my blog through pageflake than that means… the future is now! Hazah! I won! No. We won! Pageflake is amazing site which everyone can access and put up their favorite websites that express their interest and the best part is that the webpages are constantly being update by the feed. So maintenance isn’t very demanding which is great because I have a terrible problem with keeping ahead of the kids. Damn kids. If I find another laptop on my roof I’m keeping it!http://www.pageflakes.com/mrMoogShoes/
